Make sure to read our thrilling expose on the Muggle who would master the Magical Train! Is an American trying to steal a cultural icon of the Wizarding World? The Daily Prophet has come into possession of documentation that suggests an American Muggle is formulating plans to steal the Hogwarts Express. Our competitor The Quibbler and their investigative staff claim that this American is only making a ‘model train display’, but the editorial staff of The Daily Prophet feels something more nefarious is afoot and have formally requested that the MACUSA investigate this Muggle and his plans to steal the Hogwarts Express for his own means as well as determine if anyone in our own suspiciously Muggle-friendly Ministry of Magic is aiding him! CLICK HERE to investigate this conspiracy yourself.
ALSO! Rita Skeeter uncovers the secret origin of the Hogwarts Express! Is this yet another of Dumbledore’s secret agendas to enforce a new Muggle-born hegemony and steal power from the Ministry of Magic? YET AGAIN? IS HE FOOLING all of his former student’s parents? FROM HIS GRAVE? You decide! While many in the Wizarding World community accuse Ms. Skeeter of baseless accusations against a figure largely regarded as one of the world’s greatest historical wizards and a posthumous hero – citing her long alleged collusion with the Death Eaters under Voldemort and her subsequent journalistic dishonor as reason for blatant bias – we at the Daily Prophet feel that Rita may have valid cause for her accusations, then and now. Some say this is fabricated news, but our staff believes it is true, from a different perspective. CLICK HERE to decide for yourself.